Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Screwed.edu
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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