If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
