with your own penis?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
