no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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