I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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