No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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