Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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