and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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