You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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