im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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