how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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