I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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