Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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