he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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