Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My vagina is very pro this idea
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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