I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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