Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
We need to get me chipped asap
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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