I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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