try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
