DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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