that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
he thought i was a dude.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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