Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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