if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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