is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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