3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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