Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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