I'm really into asian looking animals
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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