I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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