it wasn't lemon gatorade
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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