I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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