Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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