You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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