What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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