Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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