Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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