are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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