I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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