Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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