You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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