I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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