I wish I only lived at night.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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