if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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