we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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