i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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