this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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