i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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