Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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