my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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