She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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