I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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