All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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