i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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