Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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