Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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