We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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