...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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