I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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