I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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